Hilljerk (n) One of a collection of relatively civilized males who routinely lose all sense of reason in pursuit of the great outdoors.
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Hilljerk Haiku

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More rain on this trip,
determined Hilljerk builds fire.
We got a smoker.
Wildman
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One Man strung a tarp,
to keep us out of the rain.
Less smoke and more heat.
Hawkeye
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One Man starts Haiku.
Another man adds to Haiku.
This shit's gettin' deep!
Scribe
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Hilljerk Hilljerk Where
On the Hill Without a Care
I For One Be There
TQ
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We lift Barley Pop
to Hilljerks no longer here,
silently sleeping.

They wait for us now,
watching with patience,
always remembered.
Wildman
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We Brothers as one,
are watched over by God's Son,
through Him we live on.
Hawkeye
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We ham up the day,
with contact on the airways
at the end of June.
Hawkeye
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The snoring is loud,
as the sun awakes the day,
now we make Coffee!
Hawkeye
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No CQ from hawk,
even though ticket in hand.
Rig lies in the road.
Wildman
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This HT now works,
CMOS cable is replaced.
On the air again.
Hawkeye.
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Brothers on the hill
Bear repellent on their sides
Fred on the prowl
Tack
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Fred on the prowl
Coyotes come intruding
Fred on the growl
Scribe
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Bear shows up at last
Fred takes off in hot pursuit.
Hammerhead dog.
Wildman
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What lays in fires
What dines on knobby tires
Has strange desires
Suntan
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Living in Swampland,
missing things from yesterday.
No Skyline Chili.
Wildman
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Ready for The Hill.
Making butt burning chili
burritos for all.

Dig the hole deeper
yonder, business is booming.
Hilljerks in fart sacks.

Shit tickets in hand
and a light for safe travel.
Down to tall cotton.

Tickets on a roll
sure hope that hole isn't full.
One goal, one hole, now.

Now shit fire, shit pain.
more fire, more pain, no more gain.
pain pain pain pain pain ...
Suntan
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Knob Creek state of mind.
Mechanic nowhere to find.
Two bottles, same kind.
Pharmboy
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